“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
—

My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via robin-goodfellow)

Also the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

(via rrrowr)

(Source: commodore-sparklebutt)

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